Prof. Dr. M.Krisan
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Bad Jokes I've Said During Lectures
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why was the computer wet? It forgot to close its Windows.
Why was the computer tired when it got home? Because it had too many tabs open.
Why couldn't the computer go to sleep? It had a hard drive.
Why was the computer worried? It had too many bugs.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Linux open.
Why was the computer frustrated? It had too many problems and not enough RAM.
Why was the computer always calm? It had a lot of processing power.
Why was the computer always angry? It had a lot of hardware conflicts.